First Aid trained Fblthp

The Lost Adventures of Fblthp - entry 2

First Aid trained Fblthp

The Pelican swooped down and carried him to a new location. It flew higher and higher until it too was lost. Both entities could no longer see the water and only saw buildings below, with a mighty kick Fblthp indicated to the Pelican that he wanted to be dropped off.

He stayed on the rooftop for a couple of days before someone went up to have a break, sneaking his way down into the building proper, he found himself in a seminar of some variety. Sneaking onto the computer he read up on some of the material discovering it to be none other than a first aid course. Adding his name into the system he was escorted to a chair beside one of EPIC's patrons Lisa Cooke. Lisa was enthusiastic enough to see the homunculus but couldn't understand his 'jabbering'.

Not wanting to get picked for any answers he hid behind a workbook but was unfortunately singled out to answer questions.... fortunately the instructor knew not how to translate his jabbering into English, so he automatically assumed all Fblthp's answers were correct!

There would be no more hiding for Fblthp that day who completed his papers and somehow passed first aid training. Despite the excitement, Lisa bid her peer, Fblthp, farewell and told him she looked forward to seeing him again at EPIC Ipswich. She then left and proceeded to head to work with her new training; unbeknownst to her, she had a passenger in her bag...

Authors Note

A huge thank you to Lisa Cooke who took Fblthp with her to work and first aid training to participate in the Lost Adventures of Fblthp blog posts. Congratulations to her also on completing her first aid training.

Your Friend and Ally,

Lachy

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