Our newest fan club

Summer is coming and whilst we are working on getting the air conditioners repaired in the orange and green zone, we have a temporary solution in preparation for some of the upcoming hot days that Summer may bring.

If you're wondering why this was necessary to write a blog post about. It is definitely NOT because I bought myself a bunch of fans to make a joke about having my own fan club. The Benevolent Owners purchased the fans from someone (WHO ISNT ME) due to the heat and not because they felt pity because an employee who lives in a carboard box in EPIC Ipswich's storage may have been crying for a full month - I didn't even stop crying to sleep.....

Anyway are you a FAN of these changes? If not don't tell me or hurt my feelings. If you are please tell me to validate my feelings. If you are a literal fan, please tell me how you are reading this blog and if our electronic devices are planning to conquer humanity on behalf of our robot overlords....

I should probably sleep now I've finally stopped crying....

Lachy

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The website got a facelift

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