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TikTok on the Clock

 


TIKTOK on the clock but the party don't stop no ow-a-ow-a-ow-ow

For those who follow the blog, you'll recall I may have mentioned that when the benevolent owners of EPIC Ipswich returned from their business trip, they were very changed people.... their eyes had shifted colour and they seemed to have renewed youth, resembling dashing figures in their late 20s - Needless to say I need their skincare routine but that's not what today's blog post is about. If you would like to read that article click here, however, if you would not like to read that article, you flatter me with your determination to read the words I am carefully typing as they look over my shoulder with terrifying smiles, full of joy, viscous fluids and sharpened teeth.

No, today's article is to entertain you, today's article is about community and making 'fun' EPIC Ipswich's business.

We now have TikTok Ladies and Gentlemen. Whilst it's early days, the benevolent owners were most instant that I start a TikTok account for your amusement and to further entertain you.

Do you, dear reader, know how hard it is to make TikTok videos about EPIC Ipswich whilst getting the written consent of every customer in the videos and WORSE STILL, trying to convince staff members other than myself to partake in it! Honestly, I don't want EPIC's social media presence to just feature me, that's not what a business-

and the benevolent owners just drooled on my shoulder to remind you all... erm I mean me, that they hold my job (and possibly my life) in their tentacled appendages.

TikTok ladies and gentlemen... we are now on TikTok. Just look up EPIC Ipswich and we will be there.... waiting....

Your Friend and Ally,

Lachy

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